What would Jesus buy at Big K-Mart for Christmas?

Jesus would probably want a new robe, sandals and maybe a Bible for Christmas. Jesus would probably get some Christmas gifts for the disciples at Big K-Mart as well.

Jesus definitely needs a new robe this Christmas from Big K-Mart. Big K-mart has the long sleeved Joe Boxer striped twill robe that would be perfect for Jesus. He will look great wearing it this Christmas morning! It would be a great fashion accessory whether he is out blessing people or attending baptisms. Big-Kmart has the robe in either blue or brown tones.

Jesus will also want to pick up some new sandals at Big K-Mart to wear. Big K-Mart has many inexpensive styles to choose from. He could actually afford to wear Birkenstocks, but he is not pretentious like that. He would rather give the money he saves at Big K-mart to poor people on Christmas.

Jesus would also like a copy of Bible Time Favorites and the Bible Trivia Game at Big K-Mart for. He likes the Bible Time Favorites because it is 15 hours of Bible history. That way he could kick back on Christmas and remember the good ‘ole days. The Bible Trivia game would be fun to jog his memory to see if he can still remember what he did 2000 years ago. Big K-Mart has them both for prices even Jesus would be happy about.

That’s about all he would get for himself at Big K-Mart. Jesus likes to give more than receive. Jesus would probably find some awesome Christmas presents for his disciples at Big K-mart.

Jesus may get Simon a Bible for a present at Big K-Mart. Perhaps Andrew would get a Christmas town express train at Big K-Mart. Then James may like a Christmas Story Monopoly game. How about a giant 36”Christmas stocking for John? Philip’s present could be a Christmas storage bin from Big K-Mart. Bartholomew’s might enjoy a Christmas in Comfyland PC keyboard. Thomas will be surprised with a gingerman lotion pump. James the Just might get “A Christmas Carol” CD from Big K-Mart. Matthew could get a battery operated Christmas dog pageant at Big K-Mart. Simon the Canaanite’s may receive an 11” Christmas story telling Santa. Thaddaeus may get a snowman lotion pump this year. Judas Iscariot’s would get the “Black Christmas” CD at Big K-Mart.

If Jesus comes back, do you think he would shop at the Big K-Mart for Christmas?